KHALID SHEIKH MOHAMMED CONFESSES TO SINKING THE MAINE!

KHALID SHEIKH MOHAMMED CONFESSES TO SINKING THE MAINE!
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Greetings, (In) Credible Witnesses!

Good news! ... According to the latest mainstream press releases from the Stalinist Show Trials...er...uh...I mean "Freedom Isn't Free" trials at Guantanamo Bay,...It now appears that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the guy responsible for every terrorist act since the assassination of Julius Caesar, has finally confessed!

And here's the good part:

Excited military prosecutors are jubilant over the obvious success of their new interrogation technique which subjected the wayward Arab wonker to an endless loop of Brady Bunch re-runs.

Said one excited prosecutor: " It broke his will to resist almost at once!...At the end of the second showing, the suspect voluntarily agreed to ...tell all"!

Inside sources further report (off the record) that not only has Mohammad agreed to confess to his role in planning 9/ll and the Pentagon bombings but our American-educated criminal mastermind has also confessed to aggravated jay-walking and to a malicious conspiracy to talk in the Theater!

Allah be praised!....This guy is obviously incorrigible!

I say we should do a "Saddam" on the ungrateful reprobate and....Hang 'em REAL quick before he has time to change his mind and confess to perjury committed under duress due to cruel and unusual circumstances!

-Cliff Mickelson